Alex Farnham - Severus Snape music video

- Severus. Hello?
- Hello, Mr. Potter. I was wondering if you
would like to come over to play some DJ Hero.
- DJ Hero? What's that?
- Well, it's sort of like Guitar Hero.
- Ah, I dunno, Severus. I don't really want to hang out with you 'cause you're boring and you're old and you're scary!

Listen up, you silly little boy
You think you're a wizard playing with your toy?
That's not a wand, it's just a little stick
You stupid little prick
Let me show you a real magic trick
I'm Severus Snape the real OW
Original Wizard, in case you don't follow through
I flat-iron my hair every single morning
Black as the night
Let this be your final warning

He's Severus Snape
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh
You'd better escape
Ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-ah-oh!

I'm a bad bitchin' wizard
with a bad attitude
Don't mean to be rude
But I'm not in the mood for your antics
Don't panic
I'm natural and organic
I'm king of the world Titanic
My spells be so gigantic
And I don't want to bother with baby Mr. Potter
I was picked on by his father

He was picked on by his father!

So listen to Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and Hermione
I'm the Half Blood Prince straight from the book
So please don't undermine me
To wizards, to ogres
You're half man and half horse
I'm the teacher of this class so get ready for the course

He's Severus Snape
- I'm Severus Snape
- (Harry) Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh
You'd better escape,
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-ah-oh

I'm hotter than Harry Potter
Sipping unicorn blood straight like it's water
But I'm really Al Rickman
A sick man, you know that's me
So listen up, Harry
I make wizards look like fairies
You're the chosen one, but it's the end of your series