Animation Domination High-Def - Scientifically Accurate Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman. Scientifically accurate Spiderman. No dashing grin or blue-eyed stare.
He is covered from head to toe in hair.
Scientifically accurate Spiderman.

Spiderman, Spiderman, four pairs of eyes on Spiderman. Lengthy arms and little mass,
his web erupts from out his ass.
Look out, accurate Spiderman.

He doesn’t give girls time of day.
It’s a science fact, spiders are gay.
There are 250 Spiders on your skin,
so he probably lives somewhere on your shin.
Look out, spiders produce milk.
Can’t wear cloths or he can’t climb.
He is naked all the time.
His dick falls off, that’s how he mates.
Let me say that again. His dick falls off.
Spider’s dicks fall off.

Spiderman, Spiderman, scientifically accurate Spiderman. All his powers aren't that good,
didn’t even mention how he eats his food.
Here’s a hint, it happens outside his mouth,
and his dick falls off. And his dick falls off.