Stupendium, the - An impostor calls (impostor)

Just another day of duties on the Skeld.
Slightly spooked by all the crew that we've expelled
Out the airlock, thinking that we're Sherlock
Trying to ensure whatever is aboard
Is sent to Hell.
'Cause I've a sneaking suspicion,
There's a freak on the mission
And they're picking us off one by one.
But with each wrong decision,
We are missing a technician
And there isn't anywhere to run,
Did you hear that?

Better finish the task that's in here
And dash, in fact
I'm a beginner at this but still, I'll give it a bash.
Unclear if anybody witnessed me
Get rid of the trash
But if they didn't, we're in for a nasty imminent crash.
The killer has to be diligent
'Cause a slip of the mask could mean the difference
Between winning and getting evacuated.
We're trapped in a heated debate on who's a friend or a foe.
Will you be yeeted to space?
Dunno, depends on the vote.

Now I'm losing faith in my crew
And I'm pointing fingers at you.
We're finding them gone, one by one
Until we're finally down to two.
I know that I've got nothing to prove
And so have you been telling the truth?
Well, I'm placing my faith in the vacuum of space
'Cause face it, we haven't a clue.

I hate to vent but
I'm gonna get accusatory:
By the vent, well,
I just saw something super gory.
Brought you here to hear my story,
Listen up or you'll be sorry!
If you're in a room with Blue,
I put to you that you should worry.
For goodness sake,
You must be mistaken if you're making
Such a baseless accusation,
I mean, look at this face —
Isn't it innocent? Fragrant as a cinnamon bake,
So you better shift the blame
Or face your imminent fate.

I was in electrical, inspecting all the wires.
I know you're skeptical, I tell you he's conspired.
I swear, I saw a flash of tentacle eviscerate the ventricles
Of one magenta gent
That Blue offensively retired.
That's a lie! I didn't do it!
It was you and I can prove it!
Then let's retrieve the CCTV,
We will see the culprit while we view it.
No need, I've seen it and deleted it already,
I swear these days, only repeats are on the telly.

Now I'm losing faith in my crew
And I'm pointing fingers at you.
We're finding them gone, one by one
Until we're finally down to two.
I know that I've got nothing to prove
And so have you been telling the truth?
Well, I'm placing my faith in the vacuum of space
'Cause face it, we haven't a clue.

Red alert, we need security,
There has been a murder spree!
Isn't it suspicious that no witnesses were there to see?
Would you quit giving me the third degree? Refer to Green.
Green's dead, his bleeding head's in the infirmary!
We urgently need an emergency meeting
To determine what we should do
But everyone's speaking, mute 'em.
There's been a mutiny of mutants
Who are being a nuisance,
So we need scrutiny to foresee
Which beans are humans.
It's either me or you,
The people viewing can see the truth, look
Methinks the lady do be pleadin' just a wee bit too much.

Would the crew please report to the bridge?
Crew to the bridge, thank you.

It's you or me, it's me or you
And I can’t see what we should do.
We'll cast a vote and when we're through
We'll save the ship or doom the crew.

Now I'm losing faith in my crew
And I'm pointing fingers at you.
We're finding them gone, one by one
Until we're finally down to two.
I know that I've got nothing to prove
And so have you been telling the truth?
Well, I'm placing my faith in the vacuum of space
'Cause face it, we haven't a clue.

I say it's him, he says it's me we should dispatch,
So cast a vote and blast a bloke out of the hatch.

One by one, your crew decreases,
You came in peace but you left in pieces.
This impostor's stopped, did you want an award?
Who's to say I was the only one aboard?
Just let me unlock the manifolds...